Special

She loves me. So much so that she tries to kill me constantly. She calls me sweet pet names like “bitch” and “cunt”.

I love her.

Piper has had a series of weird near death experiences… such as poking her own eye out, and choking to death on food while laughing at me which she’s done ATLEAST 4 times. She’s no longer allowed to eat food and talk to me at the same time.

I used to make fun of her quite regularly for nearly offing herself in such weird ways and then one day… a ceiling fan fell down and nearly chopped off my head. I don’t make fun of Piper anymore.

She’s the devil.

Tonya got excited about photography after using my camera a few times. She bought one of her own and was on my doorstep not even an hour later to show me. So excited she was.. so in love with the new camera.

We went to walk outside to test the camera out. I turned to shut the door and for some reason she thought I was about to fall (I wasn’t) so she reached up to brace me and dropped the new camera.

Both of us were too scared to turn around as we heard it bouncing around on the concrete below where it smashed all to hell.

That’s Tonya for you. Not even a second thought about letting go of her new prized possession to keep me from being hurt.

Special is the real deal. She speaks her mind, laughs with and at you, and never flinches. She is my oldest Flickr friend. If i had to get in a barfight, i’d want Special watching my back.

note to world: when joking with Special, if you hear velco tearing, make your peace quickly.

love ya, jagass!

He ran up to my door, threw a book at me and ran off like a freaking ninja.

I was in a coma for three weeks…

Fubuki is the only person that has ever called me Jackass on a regular basis and been allowed to continue breathing.

He’s also got wicked mad photo skills and the ability to make whoever he talks to feel like a King or Queen.